John Cooper Clarke: ‘Only eat at the table. And don't watch TV while eating’

The poet and performer on his dad’s sandwiches, the iniquity of snacking and disappointing Dutch food

When I was a kid, for a while my mother worked afternoons at the high-class confectioners round the corner. It was also a tobacco shop. The two went hand in glove. Quality candies, ice-creams, walking canes and baccy products. Mum would bring home lots of sweets which had been on sale too long but were still perfectly OK, and she’d say, “Take your pick.” That was a bit of a perk.

The first time I saw a green pepper, it was outrageous. There were quite lot of Jewish people in Salford and some were Sephardi and they ate Greco-Middle-Eastern food. I remember my mum saying, “Ohh, you can’t eat green and red peppers – they’ll blow the top of your head off.” So for a long time I thought they were chillies the size of fists.

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Source: theguardian
John Cooper Clarke: ‘Only eat at the table. And don't watch TV while eating’